Deck 7, Cabin 7502

I pretended to be seasick to get a cabin upgrade

I am not proud of this. Day one, interior cabin, rough seas. I went to guest services looking genuinely green (I am a very convincing actor and had skipped breakfast on purpose). Told them the interior was making my claustrophobia worse and the lack of a window was triggering nausea. They moved me to an oceanview cabin on Deck 9 at no charge. It was a genuine upgrade. The truth is I have never been seasick in my life and I handle small spaces fine. I just really wanted a window. I felt guilty about it for approximately forty-five minutes, which is how long it took me to fall asleep looking at the ocean through my new porthole. Would I do it again? I plead the fifth.