Deck 8, Cabin 8550

I ate room service breakfast in bed every single day

Seven-night cruise. Seven consecutive mornings of room service breakfast eaten entirely in bed in my interior cabin in the dark like some kind of cruise ship goblin. I did not go to the buffet once for breakfast. Not once. The room service menu is limited but I did not care. Coffee, eggs, pastries, fruit, delivered to my door. I would eat in bed watching movies on my laptop in pitch darkness while the rest of the ship was having their organized fun in the sunshine. My family thought I was at the gym. I was not at the gym. I was in bed eating eggs at 10am in a room with no windows. It was the most relaxed I have been in five years. I have no regrets and I will do it again.